I just want a boyfriend who:

•  Is into the same music as me (a must!)
•  loves/respects the Kardashians/Jenners as much as I do, also their show; Keeping Up With Kardashians.
• oh and other shows like American Dad, That 70’s Show, and The Girls Next Door.. Uhmm.. and scary movies, especially classics like Friday The 13th
• someone who is not a jealous mother fucker [ew]
• loves/has tattoos
•  has same beliefs as me
• enjoys adventures
•  loves the beach
• accepts the fact that I am in love with Shia LaBeouf, Michael Cera, James Franco, Chris Mintz Plasse, and Alex Koehler. (not in this particular order)
•  wants to help homeless people as much as I do
•  is a clean freak like myself (can’t deal with no messy/unsanitary person)
•  is not a complete slob
•  loves going to concerts
•  will make fun of people with me
• is trusting, HONEST, humble, loyal
• and so many more things, I am just too tired already to point them all out. 

But I mean, is this too much to ask for??

Probably..

Oh well.
 

I now force myself to stay up to 2am no matter how sleepy I am to watch back-to-back episodes of ‘The Girls Next Door’ on ‘E’. I need to buy their DVD’s instead, seriously lol

I am way too sleepy but ‘The Girls Next Door’ is on, and I can’t miss it.