I just want a boyfriend who:
- Is into the same music as me (a must!)
- loves/respects the Kardashians/Jenners as much as I do, also their show; Keeping Up With Kardashians.
- oh and other shows like American Dad, That 70’s Show, and The Girls Next Door.. Uhmm.. and scary movies, especially classics like Friday The 13th
- someone who is not a jealous mother fucker [ew]
- loves/has tattoos
- has same beliefs as me
- enjoys adventures
- loves the beach
- accepts the fact that I am in love with Shia LaBeouf, Michael Cera, James Franco, Chris Mintz Plasse, and Alex Koehler. (not in this particular order)
- wants to help homeless people as much as I do
- is a clean freak like myself (can’t deal with no messy/unsanitary person)
- is not a complete slob
- loves going to concerts
- will make fun of people with me
- is trusting, HONEST, humble, loyal
- and so many more things, I am just too tired already to point them all out.
But I mean, is this too much to ask for??